February 2012
22 posts
j4ym4zing:
In case you’re not sure how long your girl friend’s been dating some guy you can look at her Facebook profile pics album and see how far back the couple pics go
What if for my first tattoo I got the lyrics to...
mykicks:
“A single mom who works too hard, who loves her kids and never stops.”
All down my arm.
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
brandnewswastikas:
Saying “No, you hang up” over and over in your cutest voice for several minutes after the person that was on the other line has hung up
Currently Googling "how to organize nail polish"...
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georgiasam:
I think of 2007 and I’m like “Yeah that was like three years ago that’s pretty recent” but then I realize
No it’s not
That was like five years ago
When did it get to be not 2010ish
What happened
brandnewswastikas:
Going on a date and drawing pictures of yourself for almost the entire time
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brandnewswastikas:
Reblog if you got in trouble the other day for wearing a bikini top to school and you know it’s just because your teacher is super jealous of you.
Early morning conversation
Matthew: Have you seen that clown at Wal-Mart that hides from gay people?
me: Um...somebody said you remind them of an owl...
Matthew: Ninety-seven percent of women masturbate in the shower. The other three percent just sing this one song.