January 2011
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Matthew: You're really bad at comebacks tonight.
Me: Whatever, you're a carrot.
Matthew: NO. You can't even say that! That's mine! Not yours!
Me: Oh, ok. Are you also going to stop me from wearing my white gold hoop earrings? Are those 'your thing' too?
What it is like to read your horoscope as an...
drinkyourjuice:
lol gurl u mad slutty
probably because you so headstrong
and you a fire sign and shit
people find that attractive
but you got that short attention span, huh?
and those firm opinions
and that sassy personality
good luck trying to find a man to stick around for that shit.
naw, lol, girl you know i’m just playin
you know you could find you a real cute boy
but then you’ll...
Anyone else hate it when your sleeves smell weird?
Nevermind. I don’t actually want to talk about this.
