February 2012
12 posts
brandnewswastikas:
Going on a date and drawing pictures of yourself for almost the entire time
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brandnewswastikas:
Reblog if you got in trouble the other day for wearing a bikini top to school and you know it’s just because your teacher is super jealous of you.
Early morning conversation
Matthew: Have you seen that clown at Wal-Mart that hides from gay people?
me: Um...somebody said you remind them of an owl...
Matthew: Ninety-seven percent of women masturbate in the shower. The other three percent just sing this one song.
January 2012
14 posts
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sex-lies-espionage asked: WHAT TYPE OF TOOTHPASTE DO YOU USE?
me: hey what're you in for
prisoner: i murdered 7 people and robbed a bank and set a building on fire what are you in for
me: downloading the glee cast rendition of dont stop believin
One teacher's approach to preventing gender...
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...
cupkacie:
Sometimes there’s just nothing like sitting on your couch at night, freezing your ass off, eating snacks on snacks on snacks, and laughing hysterically by yourself over the glory that is the internet.
December 2011
7 posts
A bit more on forgiveness.
dearcoketalk:
Short question: Do you think forgiveness entails prosociality towards the forgiven person, or just a return back to “normal.” Or as normal as it was?
Forgiveness is not the same thing as absolution. A person you’ve forgiven isn’t free from the consequences of their behavior just because you’ve let go of your anger and resentment.
It’s a wonderful thing to forgive, but it doesn’t...
perfectlyadequatekristen:
when i thought prima donna was pre-madonna
November 2011
12 posts
“Some people need a red carpet rolled out in front of them in order to walk...”
– Miranda July (via rulesofthirds)
sex-lies-espionage asked: if i cover myself with honey then all the bugs will come flying to me! i miss the cicadas already :'(
Things I Do Not Understand And Definitely Am Not...
thingsidontunderstandand:
There is no elegant way to say that you have “fallen out of crush” with someone.
You didn’t “break up” exactly. Or, at all.
We might need a new phrase to describe delusion.
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That feeling when you're hearing that new added...
justsamar:
I just want a book of Man Overboard lyrics and I just want to stare at it forever and maybe draw some pictures in it and they’re the only band that’s been on my mind for the past two weeks which is like serious business when it comes to my musical ADD~
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cashcrab:
sitting in the commen room with allie , julie , brit-brit , hillery … watchinn jersy shore cuz we have no lifeees (: gotta love snooki! txt it if yu wanna talk ! talk to me. Please talk to me. Please, I am begging you. I have been given the name Gumpy. I am the first hammer shark ever discovered by humans to recognize the english language. I was kept in a secret marine base under...
October 2011
18 posts
I've been Googling "interesting" and "exciting"...
but they’re not that interesting or exciting. I don’t want a career. I don’t want one thing forever. I just want to go to college and learn everything and then after that, I don’t know. Why are there so many choices and decisions involved in just being alive?
All right, actually, I've been ignoring real life...
My dad robbed a bank on the 6th.
There.
I don't think there is a better representation of...
thenewhotness:
than “the taste of Fruity Pebbles” and “the feeling in your mouth after you eat Fruity Pebbles”.
Oh nm, just offering luv advice~ to some dude I...